What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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