My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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