Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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