Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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