The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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