Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
