it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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