I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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