so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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