Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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