he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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