new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
it was like having sex with a tree stump
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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