can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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