Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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