piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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