Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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