if you like me you must not know who I am
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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