Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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