Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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