i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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