Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
they're like a gay fantastic four
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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