i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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