Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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