Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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