so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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