seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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