The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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