You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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