He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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