i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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