normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
there is glitter all over my balls
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