nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize