I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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