But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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