He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh god the rape fog is back!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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