he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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