You work out of a Hotel?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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