we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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