Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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