rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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