wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
time to smoke my breakfast
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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