Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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