I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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