Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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