i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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