You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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