Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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