Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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