Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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