I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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