Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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